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unbasic:

me having to leave left over food at a restaurant:

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shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

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aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

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pavlovs-schrodinger:

pavlovs-schrodinger:

when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”

i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication

screw you guys

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

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Coco-Chapel

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tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

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I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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